This conversation happens on Facebook chat:
Friend: just pulled oatmeal chocolate chip cookies from the oven 🙂
Me: whaaaaaaatare they coming to work? damn you! I’m making muffins for the client meeting!you can’t upstage my muffins!
Yes, I was genuinely concerned that he was going to “upstage my muffins.”
What does that even mean? Who worries about their baked goods being upstaged???
I hope someone else reading this does…