I’m “allergic” to wi-fi

I’d like to start this post off with a little mini-rant: I AM THOROUGHLY EXASPERATED WITH BEING TOLD I HAVE THE SWINE FLU! I DO NOT HAVE SWINE FLU!

Okay, now back to our regular programming.

While trying to google something my dad very cryptically told me to google, I came across this news article that I’m sure is not what he was trying to show me.

Apparently some folks in Santa Fe have decided they are “allergic” to wireless Internet fields. Symptoms include “chest pains.” They are trying to get wi-fi banned in the city, citing the American Disabilities Act.

Really? Really? You expect me to believe you are “extra-sensitive” to electric fields? You should probably go ahead and try to get cell phones banned, too.